hoopshere 

Talkin' bout some basketball or some shit I dunno

Talking about some Star Wars bullshit:

P1: I don't give a fuck about Star Wars
P2: You wouldn't ya weirdo, enjoy your hoopshere
P1: Yeah I'm the weirdo, you sittin' there usin' words like hoopshere

hoopshere by I hate the word Hoopshere December 5, 2017

hoopster 

A hoopster is an adolescent who sports the trendy nba retro basketball jerseys, for example: Carl Malone, Chris Mullin, Reggie Miller, etc. as a part of their hipster lifestyle. Hoops + Hipster = Hoopster

Hey brosef, look at that hoopster wearing a Dennis Rodman jersey!

Word dude.

hoopster by bennyhoops August 5, 2010

Hoopster 

A term police use to identify a herion user.

We got us a Hoopster over here.

Hoopster by ChristinaTrujillo17 January 12, 2016

Hoopered

When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.

DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?

Hoopered by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009

hoopcheese 

The shit that cakes around your anus, and begins to smell really bad

Fuck man, that's some bad hoopcheese you got going there.

hoopcheese by Crimsin February 11, 2004

Hoopcheese Hoochies 

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.

Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."

Hoopcheese Hoochies by Connor Billybob December 12, 2008

Hoopster 

Somebody who wears a retro basketball jersey in attempts of being ironic. This term is a branch of the original term, 'Hipster'.

Hoopster- "Bro, check out this new Vancouver Grizzlies jersey I got."

Guy- "Lol you are such a hoopster".

Hoopster by Kirzz December 6, 2010