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Kansas muffin hooper 

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.
Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
Kansas muffin hooper by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

molly hooper

one hardcore motherfucker
one time, molly hooper slapped me across my dumb idiot face. thrice. it was AWESOME. - the one poop baby sherlock holmes
molly hooper by mollyfuckinghooper January 23, 2014

brian hooper 

a small quadraspazed object used by laides (mostly in essex) to clean piss off themselves..

also used widely across flying types to define a bad landing..
Shaz: "I really need to Brian Hooper my minge tonight.. "
brian hooper by brian hooper June 19, 2010

drink de' hooper 

An alcoholic drink that contains just enough fruit juice to tint the color of the clear alchol. The rest of the drink is filled to the rim with alcohol. Mostly consumed by south orange county teens or one Dad.
Bro wanna take out the bmw tonight and go drinking
Only if we drink the drink de' hooper!
Hells yeah dude
drink de' hooper by Ban3 May 21, 2017
A person who inserts drugs up their anus to speed up the onset of the desired effects.
Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.

Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.

She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.

Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.
Hooper by Chlorpyrifos May 17, 2016

Turf Hooper 

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.
Turf Hooper by sammy_3100 June 17, 2007
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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