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Hoonin

an alternate spelling for "Hooning".The act of being a Hoon or Hoonigan,driving wrecklessly, doing burnouts and drag racing etc.
I'm feeling a need for speed needin to burn some rubber, you wanna go hoonin?
by Bubba Ganoush August 22, 2011
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Hoonin

Word used to describe an extremely high person.
Man, that weed got me hoonin!
by Mista Mista November 3, 2014
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French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.
Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.
by Vinay P. October 15, 2016
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hooking the g

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
by Sampacifica January 15, 2017
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Hooking the Green

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010
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Hornin'

Adj.; A term mostly used in prison, espescially in the Kentucky State Penitentiary, where an inmate practicing a different kind of homo sexuality has a deep desire for BOOTY (a man's butt) and gets hard in the penal area; Horny; really-fucking-gay; 2. An individual may develop the non-stop use of this term during birth or after his first occurrence with forced sex with men(s) in prison.
1. You gotta a bunch of mens locked up, in one place, all of 'em get hard, all of 'ems hornin', all of 'ems got sexual desires right? So what they goin' to do? You won't let them have a women! So they're goin' to have each... somebody is going to have to get us some BOOTY, it's just that simple.
2. Byron admitted "You have been acting very strange ever since you came out of prison Fleece! You keep trying to feel my butt and you say that you're hard, what the fuck does that mean?"

Fleece responded with content "That's because I'm hornin' Bryon, and I likes ya and I wants ya... now we can do this the easy way or the hard way... the choice is yours!"
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hoonanery

A large commotion. People acting in a ridiculous manner.
I will not be involved with such hoonanery!
by Andy J. Robertson November 16, 2006
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