hooer 

The spelling pronunciation of whore. a Whooer.

Kelsey is such a hooer.

hooer by jujubean445 November 10, 2003

hooer 

A woman who sleeps around just to have sex or for money.
Also see skank hooker slut ho

I picked that dirty hooer up at the dimestore
She was a dimestore hooer hooker

hooer by Elsie October 4, 2005

hooer 

A small Egyptian sand dwelling, diurnal owl.

The afternoon was filled with the sound of hooers as we stood among the pyramids.

hooer by T-Rad April 7, 2004

hooer 

hooer - term of abuse, especially among men

Why don't you get lost, you drunken hooer!

hooer by Sherazade October 27, 2006

hooer 

a prostitute

Fook the hooer.

hooer by sky May 7, 2003

Faceboo-hooer 

A Facebook whiner. Someone whose Facebook status updates constantly refer to a state of sadness, despair or gloom.

Oh, God, Rachel and Ronnie are SUCH Faceboo-hooers.

Ex:
Rachel is: "feeling a bit blue today..."
Ronnie is: "hoping things will look up for him soon."

Faceboo-hooer by VinnieVin February 3, 2010

Hœrgüpjelly 

The Hœrgüpjelly is a rare delicacy and only a few have been fortunate enough to taste it. It's like a jelly but with the taste of a crepe if a crepe was the shape of a muesli bar, with a main flavour of love.

Seeing that very few people have the chance to eat Hœrgüpjelly, you might as well just kiss my lips as it tastes exactly the same as my regular lips.

Hœrgüpjelly by Attrit Jàz November 12, 2021