Hookum 

A synonym for the word hooker. Usually used so the one being called a hooker doesn't understand, but you and your friends can still have a good laugh.

Tyler: You is a hookum!
McCall: A what?!?!
Friends: hahahaha!

Hookum by DancemasterJ June 4, 2013

Hookup suggest day 

The 7th of February, when you suggest to your friends to hook up with each other. A week before Valentine's.

It was hookup suggest day, and Jane's friend suggested to John that he hook up with Jane.

Hookup suggest day by sdfhsdkjfhsdfhaa March 18, 2010

Europan Hookmouth 

The Europan hookmouth is a secondary consumer commonly found swimming near hydrothermal hotspots in the depths of Jupiter's Europa. Reaching lengths of up to 6 feet, the creature probes into the gaps in the rocky vents with a keratinous beak, reinforced to withstand the extreme temperatures. In periods of rest it uses its claspers to cling onto the vents, due to the variable amount of vents produced by tidal heating, the creature builds up a large adipose reserve on its back for long travels. Primary consists of pseudocrustaceans.

Person96: Hey dude did you hear about the leaked NASA documents showing the Europan Hookmouth at the depths of Europa's ocean?
Person412: What the fuck?

Europan Hookmouth by 9klco April 24, 2023

casual hookup 

A casual hookup would be somebody you bang often with no feelings, no strings attached, but you don't wanna bang others.

Jerry: I might just text Jessica so we can bang
Tim: isn't that going to complicate things?

Jerry: nah, we just casually hookup. No feelings, no strings attached. It's just a casual hookup.

casual hookup by Shawana April 15, 2016

hookup

1.) hookup (v)
other spellings/forms:
hook-up, hook up, hooked up, hooking up

To have any form of intamicy with a member of the prefered sex that you don't consider a significant other. Usually, when said by modern youth it means to make out, and when said by people between the ages of 20 and 35 it generally means to have sex, and if a very old person says it, it probbably means to simply spend time with somebody.

2.) hookup (v)
other spellings/forms:
hooked up, hooking up, hook (pronoun) up

To give or sell something to somebody, usually in reference to drugs

3.) hookup (n)
Other spellings/forms:
hookups, hook-up(s), hook up(s)

A reference; a person capable of doing something; a connection

17 year old: dude i hooked up with jill yesterday, and she had horrible breath! i almost puked in her mouth

24 year old: i hooked up with patricia last night, but that bitch wanted me to put it in her ass so i left!

60 year old: back in the old day, me and my friends would always hookup and play some football down by the lake.

16 year old: Hook me up with some of that silver cush!

Napoleon dynomite: are you pedros cousins with all the sweet hookups?

hookup by BALLA FOREVA June 29, 2007

hockumentary 

A hockumentary is typically a Canadian phenomenon. The canadian penchant for the Hockey Documentary is legendary. Of course there are the typical documentary's about the big names, like Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr, but these are fairly pedestrian. Others border on fanantical, like "Life After Hockey" or "Shinny: The Hockey in All of Us".

Did you watch that Hockumentary this weekend?

hockumentary by Richard Marken June 26, 2006

Hookup

i really dont know anymore, i think it used to mean meet up or giving somebody an item or service, then it was make out, now its sex, or hugging, i dont know. please help me.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hookup aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hookup by Axolotlwithagun March 17, 2021