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Europan Hookmouth 

The Europan hookmouth is a secondary consumer commonly found swimming near hydrothermal hotspots in the depths of Jupiter's Europa. Reaching lengths of up to 6 feet, the creature probes into the gaps in the rocky vents with a keratinous beak, reinforced to withstand the extreme temperatures. In periods of rest it uses its claspers to cling onto the vents, due to the variable amount of vents produced by tidal heating, the creature builds up a large adipose reserve on its back for long travels. Primary consists of pseudocrustaceans.

Person96: Hey dude did you hear about the leaked NASA documents showing the Europan Hookmouth at the depths of Europa's ocean?
Person412: What the fuck?

Europan Hookmouth by 9klco April 24, 2023

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When someone is so incredibly fucking bored that they type their keyboard from top row to bottom row then from bottom row to top row then type from left collum to right collum to right collum to left collum then from 1 to 0 then from 0 to 1 again

Man63: Damn dude im so bored rn
Man795: Show me proof then
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Man795: Ok i believe you now

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Person 2: yeah you're bored

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklñzxcvbnm by 9klco November 29, 2021