hookii is a place were awkwardness is at home.
It is also a cultural association with a website, hookii.org, aimed at sharing news and focused on the lower part of the interweb: comments.
It is also a cultural association with a website, hookii.org, aimed at sharing news and focused on the lower part of the interweb: comments.
by the_jeby! April 3, 2018
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A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.
The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?
by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010
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Get the play hookie mug.The act of female masturbaion where the fingers are interested and curled to stimulate the G spot.
Performed by self stimulation or for a sexual partner.
Performed by self stimulation or for a sexual partner.
by Ballgaser IV February 16, 2017
Get the hookin the G mug.A day in which liberty is taken upon oneself to exclude themself from school or work obligations while, most likely, pretending to be sick or having a death in the family. Usually this time is spent with a significant other (i.e. hookie for nookie), a sports activity (i.e. golf or playstation), or just plain sitting on ones ass all day editing & writing definintions for modern slang words over the internet. Commonly referred to as "playing hookie".
Dude, the money's great at my new job. But I had to play hookie from work today because I needed the nookie.
by Turfbag April 18, 2008
Get the hookie mug.Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things
1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)
2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common
3) Young adults- sex.
4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out
1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)
2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common
3) Young adults- sex.
4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out
1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!
by thottyhoe March 12, 2015
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