Definitions by elizard_28

Hookercoon

The way a girl looks when she gets out of the shower and all her mascara and eyeliner is piled under her eyes, making her look like a hooker mixed with a raccoon. Thus, hookercoon.

"Hey, is my makeup running?"

"Yeah, you look like a total hookercoon."

Hookercoon by elizard_28 September 1, 2013