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hooktard 

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"
I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!
hooktard by bobber222 August 29, 2012
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A person who overuses gestures in Second Life. Usually about audio gestures, but can apply to excessive text art, or indeed any brainless spamming of chat.
Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Mitzy: Stop being such a hootard.

Hootard by SLingo Watcher January 31, 2009
When someone is so dumb they would even be considered a retard in Whoville.
"Oh my god, Christie, that apple is SO green and shiny!"
"Damnit, Billy, you're such a hootard."
Hootard by Marilyn and Tori July 17, 2007

HoodTard 

Idk if that guy is ghetto or country hmmm... Ohh he’s a hoodtard
HoodTard by Creator of Hoodtard August 27, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026