hooftard

A combination of two words, hoof (to walk) and retard (slow).

"it will take us all day to get there with this hooftard"

hooftard by Azazel77 July 30, 2017

hooktard 

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"

I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!

hooktard by bobber222 August 29, 2012

Hootard 

A person who overuses gestures in Second Life. Usually about audio gestures, but can apply to excessive text art, or indeed any brainless spamming of chat.

Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Mitzy: Stop being such a hootard.

Hootard by SLingo Watcher January 31, 2009

Hootard 

When someone is so dumb they would even be considered a retard in Whoville.

"Oh my god, Christie, that apple is SO green and shiny!"
"Damnit, Billy, you're such a hootard."

Hootard by Marilyn and Tori July 17, 2007

HoodTard 

A hood country dude

Idk if that guy is ghetto or country hmmm... Ohh he’s a hoodtard

HoodTard by Creator of Hoodtard August 27, 2020