When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.
"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."
When you take a shit, and you shit so hard that your turd punctures another turd
"I went on a cheese factory tour, and they gave me way too many free samples. I ended up robin hooding on the toilet the next morning. I'm actually pretty proud of myself."
Preventing the government from doing something you believe is wrong. Robin Hooding Meters- Paying a persons expired meter when a parking enforcement officer is near.
We're going to go Robin Hooding and feed people's meters.
We went to downtown today and Robin Hooded meters.
A sexual act involving 2 males who are uncircumcised.
The 2 males face each other and each penis is aligned such that the glans are touching. The participants then proceed to pull back each others foreskin back and forth over both glans until ejaculation is achieved
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!