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When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.
"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."
hooding by bigtrick February 10, 2015
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Robin Hooding 

When you take a shit, and you shit so hard that your turd punctures another turd
"I went on a cheese factory tour, and they gave me way too many free samples. I ended up robin hooding on the toilet the next morning. I'm actually pretty proud of myself."
Robin Hooding by Will Fukyamama June 19, 2017

Hoodinger 

Innocent, country girl way of saying penis.
Brandon, your hoodinger is huge
Hoodinger by Irene July 26, 2004

Robin Hooding 

Preventing the government from doing something you believe is wrong. Robin Hooding Meters- Paying a persons expired meter when a parking enforcement officer is near.
We're going to go Robin Hooding and feed people's meters.

We went to downtown today and Robin Hooded meters.

robin hooding 

when one male licks the shaft of another man's penis, before inserting the tip of his penis into said man's urethra.
Rich was all like, "what's up man?", before he violently grabbed Russell's shaft and and decided to go all robin hooding on that dick.
robin hooding by Agent O October 7, 2013
A sexual act involving 2 males who are uncircumcised.

The 2 males face each other and each penis is aligned such that the glans are touching. The participants then proceed to pull back each others foreskin back and forth over both glans until ejaculation is achieved
Daz and Rag were just hooding and Rag ejaculated down Daz's glans!
hooding by Jake the Snail October 4, 2006
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