Hoo-Ding

Nonsense, Craziness

He gave you a Tenesee Hot Pocket, that a bunch of Hoo-Ding

by dddefinition September 22, 2014

hooding

When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.

"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."

by bigtrick February 10, 2015

Robin Hooding

When you take a shit, and you shit so hard that your turd punctures another turd

"I went on a cheese factory tour, and they gave me way too many free samples. I ended up robin hooding on the toilet the next morning. I'm actually pretty proud of myself."

by Will Fukyamama June 19, 2017

Hoodinger

Innocent, country girl way of saying penis.

Brandon, your hoodinger is huge

by Irene July 26, 2004

Robin Hooding

Preventing the government from doing something you believe is wrong. Robin Hooding Meters- Paying a persons expired meter when a parking enforcement officer is near.

We're going to go Robin Hooding and feed people's meters.

We went to downtown today and Robin Hooded meters.

by PseudoWonKanobie27 May 16, 2013

robin hooding

when one male licks the shaft of another man's penis, before inserting the tip of his penis into said man's urethra.

Rich was all like, "what's up man?", before he violently grabbed Russell's shaft and and decided to go all robin hooding on that dick.

by Agent O October 7, 2013

hooding

A sexual act involving 2 males who are uncircumcised.

The 2 males face each other and each penis is aligned such that the glans are touching. The participants then proceed to pull back each others foreskin back and forth over both glans until ejaculation is achieved

Daz and Rag were just hooding and Rag ejaculated down Daz's glans!

by Jake the Snail October 4, 2006