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Hontus

A Term used for excrement, originating from an old man in Devon, it is mainly aimed at Dog excrement but it is fine to use when referring to any type of the brown stuff. He has passed this word onto many people in the South West UK and is now reaching the USA,Pakistan and India through social media sites when west country people are abusing internet stalkers from these places.
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"
HaHaHa - Look! That woman just stepped in Hontus

Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.
by loler99 April 17, 2013
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poke a hontus

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.
by th3 riddler June 6, 2014
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Hontas

Vagina. It is derived from Pocahontas or (Poke-a-Hontas), and is traditionally used in the context of a penis that will "poke" a "hontas".
I'd like to poke a hontas tonight.

Where is all the hot hontas at?
by ds2593 October 1, 2014
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huntus lie

a story or sentence that is a complete lie
HUNTUS:Mcdonalds has a special chemical that makes it so you never feel full

CHASE:HUNTUS LIE!!!
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hootus

Something you put Herculiner on...
How Do I Get Herculiner Off of My Hootus?!
by TObject July 2, 2004
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honuts

when your balls are glazed with poonjuice like donuts
When your done tossing my salad can you clean my honuts..
by HOCANADA January 7, 2003
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hootus

I've got Herculiner on my hootus!
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