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A Term used for excrement, originating from an old man in Devon, it is mainly aimed at Dog excrement but it is fine to use when referring to any type of the brown stuff. He has passed this word onto many people in the South West UK and is now reaching the USA,Pakistan and India through social media sites when west country people are abusing internet stalkers from these places.
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"
HaHaHa - Look! That woman just stepped in Hontus

Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.
Hontus by loler99 April 17, 2013
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poke a hontus 

to do the nasty with an indian girl
ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.
poke a hontus by th3 riddler June 6, 2014
Related Words
Vagina. It is derived from Pocahontas or (Poke-a-Hontas), and is traditionally used in the context of a penis that will "poke" a "hontas".
I'd like to poke a hontas tonight.

Where is all the hot hontas at?
Hontas by ds2593 October 1, 2014

huntus lie 

a story or sentence that is a complete lie
HUNTUS:Mcdonalds has a special chemical that makes it so you never feel full

CHASE:HUNTUS LIE!!!
huntus lie by changerlanger July 28, 2010
Something you put Herculiner on...
How Do I Get Herculiner Off of My Hootus?!
hootus by TObject July 2, 2004
when your balls are glazed with poonjuice like donuts
When your done tossing my salad can you clean my honuts..
honuts by HOCANADA January 7, 2003
Man bits, fire hose, penis.
I've got Herculiner on my hootus!
hootus by Cranberge August 25, 2004
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