Homotextuals 

When you and a buddy text each other the same thing.

Django: Banchan
Assciated Press: You mean Amitab Bachan?
Yao: you mean Ben Chod?
Darkness: you mean Ben Chod?
Me: You homotextuals!

Homotextuals by ih8fizzix May 9, 2018

homotextual 

An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.

Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.

Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!

Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.

Cimmeria Player: ...ah.

Tyranny Tard: What?

Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.

homotextual by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

Homosexualsexual

n. Typically a heterosexual female. One who is sexually attracted only, or often, to gay men. Also attracted to men who turn out to be homosexual.

Example #1
Allison: Dayum, I'd like a piece of Darren ;)

Harold: You're such a blatant homosexualsexual - Darren is gay!

Example #2
Girl: Every man I have ever loved has turned out to be a closet gay....I think I'm a homosexualsexual.

Boy: That you are anonymous female. That you are.

Homosexualsexual by Johnathon Matthews April 21, 2011

Flawless Homosexuals 

One Direction.

Louis and Harry are obviously a gay couple. Those flawless homosexuals....

Flawless Homosexuals by Gabi_Styles November 8, 2012

flawless homosexuals 

one direction

which way do five flawless homosexuals walk? one direction of course.

flawless homosexuals by niall horan October 16, 2012

Flawless Homosexuals 

One Direction

Flawless + gayness

=Flawless Homosexuals
=Harry
=Louis
=Liam
=Niall
=Zayn

Flawless Homosexuals by 1d_homosexuals November 14, 2012

Literary Homosexuals 

One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.

Literary Homosexuals:

They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"

They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.

"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.

These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.

Literary Homosexuals by steph422 September 9, 2011