This is the True definition, I know because I have used this word countless times.
(adj) A man who is confused about his sexuality, and is not fully a homosexual. He is sensual in such ways as slightly rubbing up against another man's ass in the hallways, or possibly making a strange homo remark that is followed by silence. These are such people as Kevin Federline, stop the act, just because you banged Britney Spears can't change the fact that you are a dancer and like the meat.
"Hey man, check out the emo kid, hes sooooo homosensual"
"Dude, Kevin Federline is so homosensual, he likes the man penis he should admit it."
Joe-"Hey fellas, whats goin on you sexy beasts, hahah"
Frank-"Dude that was homosensual, your so deep in the closet that you're finding Christmas Presents."
Joe-"(sobbing)"
Homosensual: Is a person who likes the same gender/sex, but does cuddling and kissing with their partner doesn't mean that it's sexual for a relationship.
Other definition: A desire to do sensual (but not sexual) things with the same sex/gender especially relating to tactile sensuality such of cuddling and kissing.
One: 'I'm in a homosensual relationship with my partner'
Two: 'My boyfriend is mostly a guy who is into homosensual things in our relationship'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!