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A term for a moped driven by a homosexual male (or female).
"Check out the homoped parked next to the Pinkberry."
Homoped by penguin09 October 27, 2009
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Homopedo 

Adult homosexuals seeking children for sex.
That damn homopedo is getting ready to flash the play ground.
Homopedo by Ol'Dawg May 20, 2014

Homopredophile 

An adult homosexual that is a sexual predator to minors of the same sex.

An adult homosexual that is attracted to minors of the same sex and includes engaging in persuading their ideas of sexuality in corrupting minors of the same sex by appearing friendly.
Homopredophilia is the depraved sexual assault act of a homopredophile done against a minor of the same sex.
Homopredophilia is the sexual assault of homosexuality committed against a minor of the same sex as the sexual predator.
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Brought to by, Knologist Prime.
"So-and so, an alleged homopredophile was arrested for sexual assault and rape of a minor of the same sex ." Said Knologist Prime.
Screwed. An uncomfortable situation. In a bad situation that seems to have no way out. Comes from one of two meanings:

1) To have figuratively taken it up the ass (the hoop).

2) railway terminology where new (additional) work orders were passed along to a train crew. The orders were printed on paper, tied with string, and held up high on the end of a pole. The string had a loop for the trainman to lean out of the window of a moving train and aim his arm through the loop (hoop) to get the orders.
"How you gonna explain that to your wife?"
"I dunno man, I'm hooped."

Yardmaster: "Theres more work for you down the line."
Conductor:"Damn, Why can't we tie up and go home?"
Yardmaster: "I got the orders from above. I'll hoop them up to you."
Trainman to Conductor after grabbing order successfully: "We're hooped"
hooped by Gambrinus September 30, 2005
caught in a situation that has no obvious solution
We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.
hooped by dp June 11, 2003

Homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac 

Some one addicted to having anal sex with dead baby male animals while the animal corpse is on fire.
Girl 1: i might go out with him. Girl 2: dont do that he is a homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac
home-own-d

1. to be cheaply owned (usually in a video/pc game)
2. to be ganked
3. to be attacked by or more than two people at the same time (usually in a video/pc game)
4. to be cheap shoted (usually in a video/pc game)
5. to be out camped (Counter Strike)
1. Man I just got homoed by like 8 guys
2. I got homoed by that cheap B attack
homoed by Brett_grungepb May 16, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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