dp's definitions

benifer

tabloid combination of celeb names - Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

Several grocery store rags just reported the Benifer wedding planned for last weekend in Santa Barbara has been permanently delayed because JLo requested a prenuptual agreement.

by dp September 14, 2003

nano

(adj) a descriptive term indicating smallness of size

Large dogs were once popular, but now it is fashionable to carry a nano-dog around in your purse.

by dp March 15, 2005

printy

of or pertaining to the printy mind of DP Houck when interpreting events, ideas, people, places, or really ANYTHING in his own unique way

On a rainy day, the diagonally falling rain was described as "rain falling at a non-straight angle"

by dp February 1, 2005

pitching up

people gathering for an event or activity - origin Nigella Lawson, British chef

Before I knew it, 15 friends came pitching up for dinner.

by dp June 24, 2003

preggie

a pregnant woman

i had sex with someone now im preggie

by dP November 12, 2003

the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

by dp April 5, 2005

wigneck

A wigneck is a is a wigger but has overtones of a redneck

wigger but has redneck tendancies

by dp May 13, 2005