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Cerise

A popular woman's name which attracted dozens of interesting complimentary submissions to the UD and dozens and dozens of derogatory insults to unsuspecting women and girls who share the name. UD editors have decided to stop further definitions for Cerise.

No more definitions for Cerise will be added to the Urban Dictionary because too many UD contributors decided to use the site to angrily insult women and girls with the name.

by dp September 24, 2003

annivorcery

anniversary of a divorce

My parents' anniversory was last month. Each of them celebrated with their new spouses.

by dp January 19, 2005

Saugatuck Seesaw

Group sex in which one has doggystyle sex with two people simultaneously by using a dildo attached to their back. The motion resembles the three way moving like a seesaw.

Can you believe that Jim and chase did the Saugatuck Seesaw last weekend?

by DP May 8, 2021

the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

by dp April 5, 2005

mukor

a crazy ass green motherfuckin blob that rules all galxies.

"Man , im mukor ova dis crib and everybody knows it."

by DP March 7, 2004

fuk'd

Short for fucked

I was fuk'd yesterday.

by dP December 1, 2003

Ford

The Ford Motor Company is currently the second largest carmaker on Earth. "FoMoCo" (one of its nicknames) includes the Ford, Mercury, Lincoln, Volvo, Jaguar, Land Rover and Aston Martin brands, which cover massive parts of the car market in the US and abroad. It is widely believed that Ford's American brands, namely Ford, Mercury and Lincoln, are suffering due to the added responsibilities of the new additions to the Ford family, as well as controversies harming important models, like the older version of the Ford Explorer SUV and Ford Focus compact. Ford is criticized especially for its handling of the historical and ailing Lincoln brand, which is no longer a top-tier luxury brand while its rival Cadillac is supported more heavily by General Motors, along with the increasingly irrelevant Mercury brand, which sells the most obvious twins of Ford models besides Lincoln.

Ford completed the expulsion of the Lincoln brand from its Premier Automotive Group.

by DP September 5, 2003