Homoglopin
Homoglopin by ndulgeme January 20, 2010
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habidasheries and hemoglobin
A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens
habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019
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Hemoglobin
An oxygen-transporting substance in blood. It's an iron-containing protein in red blood cells that transports oxygen around the body.
Hemoglobin by Kippiing October 28, 2008
homoglobin
The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.
The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.
The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.
homoglobin by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008
Homotroping
A term for date-raping vegetables resulting in vegetal pregnancy.
A common derivation of the words:
Homatropine - an anticholinergic medication that inhibits muscarinic acetylcholine receptors and thus the parasympathetic nervous system.
Homotrope - (French), L'embryon végétal (Vegetable embryos).
A common derivation of the words:
Homatropine - an anticholinergic medication that inhibits muscarinic acetylcholine receptors and thus the parasympathetic nervous system.
Homotrope - (French), L'embryon végétal (Vegetable embryos).
Homotroping by kissingandywarhol January 13, 2011
Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!
Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin! by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004
hemoglobin
The God of everything! He is powerful. Hemoglobin comes down from the top of his trash can in the sky every century, and assumes the form of anything he wants. Recently he came to us in the form of a pigeon. He has touched many in many different ways, often giving powers. Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, The Fantasic Four, Flash, SUPER ALEX and SUPER DINA, and The Green Lantern are a few. Their stories were made up to cover Hemo's tracks. However, there is some truth to them. The spider that bit Spiderman, also Hulk and Superman but wasn't shown, was Hemoglobins involvments. Hemoglobin founded every country ever, except France because French suck. He built every bomb, every gun, made Adam and Eve, built the universe, and before he left us again, he put a part of him in the Mystical Cat Food Bin. So that is the location of where we worship him daily.
Alex~ Do you know the magical powers of Hemoglobin?
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!
Alex~ Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!
Alex~ Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)
hemoglobin by Hemoglobin Messiah January 11, 2008
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