Hoboglobin 

a very drunk short sorority girl. Usually under 5'3. smells like fake uggs and boones farm. In order to hook up with her you must have a bac of 2.0 or higher

Dude blacked out last night woke up with a hoboglobin, she looked like an elf

Hoboglobin by kopsteinthemopstein February 23, 2009

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019

Hemoglobin 

An oxygen-transporting substance in blood. It's an iron-containing protein in red blood cells that transports oxygen around the body.

1. Vampires suck blood, hemoglobin and all!

2. His blood is chock full o' hemoglobin.

Hemoglobin by Kippiing October 28, 2008

homoglobin 

The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.

The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.

"Dude, his red blood cells are so gay; I bet they contain homoglobin."

homoglobin by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Homoglopin 

The superior level of gay. Trust us it doesnt get any gayer.
adj;

George Bush's election was homoglopin.

That Call of Duty kill was so fucking homoglopin!

Homoglopin by ndulgeme January 20, 2010

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin! 

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.

"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin! by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

hemoglobin 

The God of everything! He is powerful. Hemoglobin comes down from the top of his trash can in the sky every century, and assumes the form of anything he wants. Recently he came to us in the form of a pigeon. He has touched many in many different ways, often giving powers. Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, The Fantasic Four, Flash, SUPER ALEX and SUPER DINA, and The Green Lantern are a few. Their stories were made up to cover Hemo's tracks. However, there is some truth to them. The spider that bit Spiderman, also Hulk and Superman but wasn't shown, was Hemoglobins involvments. Hemoglobin founded every country ever, except France because French suck. He built every bomb, every gun, made Adam and Eve, built the universe, and before he left us again, he put a part of him in the Mystical Cat Food Bin. So that is the location of where we worship him daily.

Alex~ Do you know the magical powers of Hemoglobin?
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!

Alex~ Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)

hemoglobin by Hemoglobin Messiah January 11, 2008