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Homo Gaypiens

Noun. Refers to the modern-day Homo Sapiens (i.e., humans) that are further divided into a sub-species due to their unique trait of feeling attraction to members of the same sex (i.e., they are a bunch of faggot queer homo super gay bitchboys); Homo Gaypiens evolved from an earlier species, known as Homo Erections.
"Dude, where's those faggots Quinton and Zach at? I want to beat the shit out of those Homo Gaypiens!"
"They're not here bro. You know damn well those Homo Gaypiens skipped school so they could buttfuck each other like little sissy la-la's. So gross...Let's kill them."

homogapien

Pronunciation: "hO-(")mO-'gAy-pE-"en,
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, species name, from Homo, genus name + gay-pien, meaning homosapien who likes same gender homosapien.
1)My friend John likes to visit p-town to score with other svelt and saucy homogapiens.
2) rosie o'donnell lance bass are excellent examples of homogapiens in the public arena.
3) some speculate that metrosexuality is more akin to homogapienality than heterosexuality.
homogapien by jiggy roberts September 16, 2008

homojaypien

Homojaypien - a play on the word homosapien, and the name jay. Can be used either to describe jay normally, or to imply that jay is in fact homosexual or lame.
Dude don't be a homojaypien. Come out and party with us

Hey have you seen the homojaypien today? i heard he got some jaynal probage!
homojaypien by Profius March 29, 2008

Homogaypian 

This word describes a male who is sexually or romantically attracted to people of the same gender and not to people of a different gender.
You: "Patrick, why are you looking at that man's ass?"

Patrick: "Because I love men I am a Homogaypian".
Homogaypian by xxracth54xx November 4, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026