home depot special 

a girl with no discernible figure.

That girl is a home depot special, she has no ass or tits.

home depot special by theclew January 2, 2011

Home Depot syndrome 

After watching all DIY shows and with no renovations skills at all, you decide to tackle projects around the house. These usually end up as botched or incomplete projects from lack of skill.

The previous owners of my house had Home Depot syndrome and that's why my bathroom floor is wavey.

Home Depot syndrome by Musky94 April 26, 2015

Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

Home Depot Surprise by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020

Home Depot Speed 

In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.

Your door will be delivered at the home depot speed!

Home Depot Speed by destructodog December 28, 2024

Home Depot Return Scam 

The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.

It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.

Home Depot Return Scam by Fyou123 May 18, 2019