3 definitions by theclew

Red Card

A girl gives a guy a red card when she has sex with him and doesn't tell him she's on her period.

My girlfriend gave me a red card last night. I had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.

by theclew July 17, 2013

home depot special

a girl with no discernible figure.

That girl is a home depot special, she has no ass or tits.

by theclew January 2, 2011

cash my check

means to blow your load; skeet.

"we were doing it but her brother came in before i could cash my check."

by theclew February 20, 2010