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the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

holy crack by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

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Holy Crack!

An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.

Holy crack! Look at Jessica's ass crack!

Holy Crack! by Emo people suck February 5, 2008

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Holy Crack Whore

Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.

1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"

Holy Crack Whore by eRNIE THE FIEND January 17, 2009

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holy crackamoli

Synonym to words such as "holyshit", "holy crap", "oh my god"

i cant beleive what i am seeing

holy crackamoli rakesh, tsiuf is NOT a word!
that man is really a woman....HOLY CRACKAMOLI!!

holy crackamoli by SonalM June 12, 2007

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holy crackle wackle

The equal of holy shit.

Holy crackle wackle! that was cool!

holy crackle wackle by bese April 29, 2022

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holy cracksniff

Expression used for being suprised.

Holy cracksniff! that was insane

holy cracksniff by leftyhandz November 4, 2009

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holy cheese and crackers

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something

Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!

holy cheese and crackers by Ket August 25, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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