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Incredibly based school. If you go here you're probably depressed, gay, autistic, or some combination of those. Half the students be tweakin but it's mostly fun asf
person a: "yo i'm transfering to holmstead"
person b: "congrats on coming out dawg"
Holmstead by MalfoyFangirl August 21, 2023
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Jay Halstead 

Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) of Chicago PD is possibly the hottest detective to exist in Chicago.
Person: Who's the hottest detective?

Chihard: Detective Jay Halstead
Jay Halstead by one_directionnh April 9, 2021

Homestead high school 

A high school in south east Wisconsin, that is known for athletics and academics. but it is also know for having one of the highest student to AirPods ratio in the world.
Dang that homestead high school kid just cut me off in his brand new jeep, he must not have herd me honk with his AirPods In
Homestead high school by Mr Bowers February 14, 2019

Hamstead 

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.
Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.
Hamstead by TheHamstead June 3, 2015

Homestead 

To do activities that may be considered old fashioned or unnecessary in modern times but connect one with hard work and pride in supplying one's own needs. Examples may include sewing, knitting, chicken farming, gardening for personal food supply, generating your own electricity, etc.
I'm really enjoying homesteading in the urban environment. Who knew that chicken farming would bring me so much closer to nature?!
Homestead by Rubblegarden November 4, 2015

Hólmsteinn 

A sad lonely man who wears a west and has a beard. Often works as a bricklayer.
look, over there is a hobo....no, its only Hólmsteinn.
Hólmsteinn by klamhundurinn July 8, 2011

Homosteading

The act of local municipalities conferring to homosexuals either property tax abatements or granting properties in distressed areas with the knowledge that within a few years those areas will go from filth and blight to fierce and bright.
Since Detroit passed the Homosteading Act of 2014, the downtown area has experienced a gentrification not seen since the early days of the automobile boom.
Homosteading by AG Smoove March 21, 2013
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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