Hamstead
The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.
Hamstead by TheHamstead June 3, 2015
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hamstead hall
a school for social rejects. all the kids smoke weed in the hallways and kick resource base kids. the only thing that people look forward to is eating the crusty ass chicken and chips on a Tuesday. the teachers assume ur mentally ill and destined for nothing. the boys' toilets stink of piss and the girls' toilets smell of pussy wind. craythorne block is dum and parkside block is manky. all the science rooms smell of farts and shit and the teachers blame it on methane. the cracked kids all walk like they sprained their and wear fake Louis Vitton merch and you can be assured that there will always be your friendly neighbourhood year 7 using the toilets as a vape hotbox.
grammar school prick : DO YooU GoO TOo HAmstEAd hAul??
hamstead hall dickheads: yeah waht fam u wan me to kill you and ur whole family i got rar chonnections you know
grammar school prick: whoah bro i dont mean to offend you
hamstead hall chav: yeah get out of here you grammar school prick
* grammar school prick runs away with their flabby arse clapping in the wind and letting out lil spurts of diarheaas*
hamstead hall dickheads: yeah waht fam u wan me to kill you and ur whole family i got rar chonnections you know
grammar school prick: whoah bro i dont mean to offend you
hamstead hall chav: yeah get out of here you grammar school prick
* grammar school prick runs away with their flabby arse clapping in the wind and letting out lil spurts of diarheaas*
hamstead hall by djfbkjq08ythreefoldsource11487 November 23, 2021
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