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Halstead 

1. A person at the absolute top level of uniqueness and awesomeness.
2. A person who displays consistent badass and insane behavior, much like those on the TV show, Jackass.
"Who went with you to the concert?"
"Oh, a couple of my friends, and there was this one Halstead guy that nobody knew, but he was pretty awesome."
"How awesome?"
"Think light yourself on fire and laugh."
"Whoa....That's pretty awesome."
Halstead by GeoffWrinklin April 14, 2008
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Halstead 

In poker, playing a "Halstead" refers to playing a Jack Deuce. Often successful at taking the pot with this hand, there are few that like getting beaten by this combo.
I had a halstead and he went all in, I flopped a Jack and caught a deuce on the river giving me two pairs to his one!
Halstead by RDAWG123 February 7, 2010

halstead treatment 

to make love passionately
i want to give you the halstead treatment, because i think you’re sexy.
halstead treatment by dhajakdnd October 29, 2021

Jay Halstead 

Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) of Chicago PD is possibly the hottest detective to exist in Chicago.
Person: Who's the hottest detective?

Chihard: Detective Jay Halstead
Jay Halstead by one_directionnh April 9, 2021

jay halstead 

daddy, sexy boi, i want u to arrest me. hottest detective
someone: who's the hottest detective?
me: jay halstead
jay halstead by halsteadwhore February 1, 2022

kora halstead 

Kora halstead is a commonly used as a way to say “small b00bies” love you my little big boy Baka
She has really small b00bs, that’s a real kora halstead if I’ve ever seen one
kora halstead by Daddiekyra September 3, 2021

Hamstead 

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.
Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.
Hamstead by TheHamstead June 3, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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