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A person in a group who thinks he is contributing to the betterment of all however is underhandedly only invited to be a focus of ridicule due to his constant failures. Most often the last resort when needing someone to assist you.
"lets invite Hellsent to join. We know he sucks but he is better than nothing.
The opposite of the term "Heaven-sent". If someone or something is hellsent, he, she, or it arrives unexpectedly and isn'tseen as a blessing but as a curse that only brings misfortune and darkness into your life.
I swear, Nicole is hellsent. She seriously ruined my entire week with her terrible anger issues, who the hell wants to deal with that? She's so negative.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'