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HOLE-IN-ONE 

sex-on-the-first-date
"That chick I picked up last night was a hole-in-one."
HOLE-IN-ONE by Jerah Benven February 2, 2006

hole in one 

Screwing a girl on the day you first met her. When telling someone you got a hole in one it must be followed by describing how hot she was in par terms; a par one being ugly, a par 5 being georgeous and put-put being gross and skanky
"Hey man, I got a hole in one last night, but it was put-put."
hole in one by High Life AP April 18, 2005

Hole in One 

During intercourse, the male pulls out right before he cums, and then he ejaculates and makes it perfectly into the belly button of the girl. Also applies to male masturbation, shooting your load in your own belly button.
Guy: "Oh man that was a hole in one!!"

Girl: "Ew, clean it out!"
Hole in One by madrascaldavid December 29, 2009

Hole in One 

When someone sticks their toe, or finger up another person's asshole
Wendy: hey Chealsea! When I went to the pool party, Breanna gave me a Hole in One!

Chealsea: ewww! That's so gross. Was it an accident or on purpose?

Wendy: I don't even know any more

Hole in one 

When ejcaculating while laying on your back, and the sperm lands inside the belly button
Oh damn dude, I was nutting this morning and hit a hole in one!!
Hole in one by Littlewillywonka March 15, 2019

hole in one 

A girl (usually a slut) who is willing to bonk a guy after he buys her one drink. Girl may also be a cadbury
"That girl is such a whore.. she bonked this dude she met last night and all he had to do was buy her a drink"
"What a hole-in-one"
hole in one by orgabulator June 3, 2004
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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