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mexican hotwing 

The act of shitting inside another persons anus
Kai-Rhys got bored one day so he did a Mexican hotwing with benji bobble
A term used to describe the action of Urination as well Deification simultaneously, it is often unpleasant and unexpected. "Hoit" is the verb used to describe said actions. The action of Hoiting supports good time management skills as it accomplishes two necessary, and sometimes lengthy processes at once.
"When i woke up this morning, I took a nice Hoit"

"oh no, sorry get outta the way, I really need to Hoit"

"IM HOITING RIGHT NOW!"
Hoiting by EhhE1122 November 24, 2010

Hoisington 

To condemn as a failure; used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.
A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!
Hoisington by wsjball November 4, 2009

Hoisington 

Hoisington, home of the Cardinals, otherwise known as Ho-town, is where most teenage boys from the Great Bend area go if they want a garuantee to get laid. The town is known for its enormous array of sluts who will blow any guy who comes wandering into the city limits. Girls there are also quite dramatic and try to cause as much drama as humanly possible. Furthermore, you are likely to catch an STD, so please do not choose Hoisington unless it is a last resort.
"Dude I needa get laid"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"
Hoisington by Hotkoolaid10 July 13, 2011

hotwings 

act of giving oral sex to a female while she is on her period
Andrew: How was your date with Carmen?
Montel: Awesome! I had hotwings!
Andrew: Gross dude!!
hotwings by G. Wells July 30, 2008
Dragging, wagging, carrying an excess of gear, items, or luggage.
I was hoiking my luggage all the way to the train station.
Hoiking by Sabreur1000 February 8, 2017