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A term used to describe the action of Urination as well Deification simultaneously, it is often unpleasant and unexpected. "Hoit" is the verb used to describe said actions. The action of Hoiting supports good time management skills as it accomplishes two necessary, and sometimes lengthy processes at once.
"When i woke up this morning, I took a nice Hoit"

"oh no, sorry get outta the way, I really need to Hoit"

"IM HOITING RIGHT NOW!"
Hoiting by EhhE1122 November 24, 2010
Words you can keep
A term used when a person opens his home for a private event he is said to be the host or is "Hosting". It can also be used to "Host". This term has moved more recently into the gay community and is seen in private online forums like Craigslist adds where homosexuals are looking for other homsexuals and "host" private events or are said to be "Hosting" at their place.
Hey guys, S/W/M 8" uncut looking to meet some hot young guys, I'm hosting at my place this evening, cum over, door is open.

Hey, I'm looking to meet a few young hot guys tonite, I can't host because I'm married but I'm looking for a guy friend on the side NSA. (No strings attached)
Hosting by Hostwiththemost June 7, 2013
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Online Hosting Network 

A network connection to a gaming server characterized by drag that may interfere with gaming performance.
People claim that the drag from the Online Hosting Network is noticeable enough to interfere with game play, but I do not agree. I can't tell the difference between playing on an OHN and a LHN.

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.
"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members
hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

Hostingster 

Person who servicing, promoting, providing hosting services
Definite by -ster suffix
- Gangster
- Webster
- Blogster
- Shopster
- Bankster
- Hostster
- Cloudster
- Hostingster
Hostingster by konkop August 19, 2016

hottingham 

The place from which Hotties come from.
You're a hottie from Hottingham.
hottingham by GenB February 11, 2008
1.) noun
i.) An elite species of humanoids living on Earth, often termed as the "rare gems of society." They gain reputation from their extremely good looks, attractive features, curvy body. They are often distinguished by their exceptionally large head. Other than that, Huitings are hard to spot, and are only visible to a select few.
ii.) -nese
The language spoken by Huitings (Huitingnese) can be identified by the soft euphonious melodies which are often mistaken as a drunken mumble, jumble. To the foreign ear, it is common to misjudge Huitingnese as random mumblings.

2.) adjective
i.)-ful
Used to describe a person, thing, place as exceptionally talented, shockingly lucky.
ii.)-ful
Used to describe a person, thing, place as rare, unique, fleeting, ethereal, and to an extent Godlike.
Examples:
i.)Professor Smith told the class that when he was young, he saw a Huiting eating at KFC. The class cried with surprise.

ii.)Josh felt huitingful today so he bought $20 worth of lottery tickets. (obviously he did not win because he was NOT a Huiting)

*note, merely feeling huitingful does not guarantee you the luck a Huiting has.*
Huiting by oaihsffej March 21, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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