Hoiking

Dragging, wagging, carrying an excess of gear, items, or luggage.

I was hoiking my luggage all the way to the train station.

by Sabreur1000 February 8, 2017

Hoiking

The process of ejecting phlegm from ones mouth.

Hayley was seen hoiking on cars from the motorway overbridge

by MrDef July 9, 2010

extreme hiking

Hiking on very steep hills, or in winter, or over 15 miles.

We went extreme hiking up a 45 degree snowy hill & had to dig our boots in but the view was phenomenol to the max!

by Starchylde May 22, 2016

hooking the g

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

Hosking

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009