Hoi! 

When something goes wrong for you or when you have no luck

I have lost my wallet....Hoi!

Bouncer: " Your not allowed in the club tonight"
Dwayne: "Hoi!"

Bookies: "Sorry sir you lost your bet"
Dwayne: "Hoi!"

Hoi! by UrbanDict11 July 31, 2011

Hoi 

A word used in duplicate by Captain Beefheart at the start of the song "When Big Joan Sets Up" signalling that 5 minutes and 13 seconds of chaos remains.

Captain Beefheart: "Hoi hoi!"

Hoi by Kraut Mask Replica October 16, 2008

hoi 

Hoi is another, more energetic way of saying hi or hello. This saying was popularised by Undertale.

Person One: Hoi!
Person Two: Hello to you too.

hoi by SirLovesPikachu July 17, 2016

hoi 

hOi!! Im tEmMiE!!

hOi!! Im tEmMiE!!

hOi!! Im tEmMiE!!

Hi. I'm Bob.

hoi by Girl Frisk The Human July 23, 2016

hoi 

hello but noob

person 1: hoi!
dad: im going to get the milk
person 1: :c

hoi by ayosussybaka69420 November 8, 2022

Hoi 

The superior way of saying hey.

Hoi.

Hoi by iwantboba August 22, 2020

Hoi 

Only hoi henderson eddy can use

Hoi
U CANT SAY THAT

Hoi by Helping the people understand May 25, 2020