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hoi hoi hoi 

A catchphrase used to make fun of schmancy or overly smart people or to assert dominance. Thought To have derived from Tem from Undertale but scientists are still trying to figure that one out.
WARNING: Can only be used by the coolest of kidz and most skilled linguists.
Normie: I scored 100/10 on my spelling test
Cool kid: OooOoOoo hoi hoi hoi look at you
hoi hoi hoi by Grapey boi May 3, 2020
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Hoi hoi hoi 

Normally used to portray an idea. If you have a great idea and say "Hoi hoi hoi", everybody knows to look at you and your great idea.
Person 1: "I see you have a van"
Person 2: "Hoi hoi hoi I can now rob a bank"
Person 1: "Wow that's so cool and also a great idea."
Hoi hoi hoi by FailNetwork March 29, 2021

hobo hoi hoi 

hobo hoi hoi-(n) used in j.LE quote "STFU U MTFB GO FUMH U WSHHH" the wshhh stands for "weiner sucker hobo hoi hoi" just another insult to refer someone as a hobo on the streets sellin their bodies to random people and loves to eat ho' ho's
I hate you, you freaking hobo hoi hoi i hope you get raped and choked from eating ho' ho's
hobo hoi hoi by Jennifer Le May 6, 2008

a hoi hoi 

hoi a word in another language (not shur whut one) for hello. this phrase is taken from the Simpsons, Mr.Burns uses it when he answers his phone
"a hoi hoi?"
"hello Mr.Burns"
a hoi hoi by kris B May 24, 2006
Laughing sound (like "ha ha").
Person 1: Janie is so ugly!

Person 2: Hoi hoi, but not really.
hoi hoi by Eva.licious March 11, 2008
shove it up your hoi hoi
hoi hoi by ben kattau May 12, 2003

Yeah hoi hoi 

A synonym for hello when talking to on the phone.
(Someone calls) “yeah hoi hoi what are you doing”

“Not too much how about you”
Yeah hoi hoi by Dartmang July 8, 2022
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