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hogsucker 

hogsucker has the same meaning as cocksucker but is a less offensive alternative when calling someone a cocksucker is inappropriate or unwanted
my neighbors dog crapped on my porch and the neighbor refuses to control his dog what a hogsucker
hogsucker by littlejimmie March 15, 2019

Alabama Hogsucker 

When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.
Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.

Designated Hog Smoker 

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her
Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

hogsmoke 

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)
I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.
hogsmoke by Melanie July 5, 2003
Someone who likes it in the ass but blames others for it. Total reject. Would rather stay home and watch kiddie porn. Wants to test the limits and boundaries of his anus.
I wish i had a really cool name but I was ass raped violently as a child and turned into an ogsmoker.
Ogsmoker by KKV2COOL4U May 13, 2019

hogsmoke 

verb or noun; a blow job or cobb slob, usually a hogsmoke occurs on a random weekday evening in Arlington, VA. The term was made regionally popular by the local radio show The Sports Junkies. Hogsmokes are often times elusive and eagerly sought-after.
I met an amazing hogsmoker last night at Whitlow's. She gave me three hogsmokes in ten hours.

I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.
hogsmoke by G$ March 2, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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