Hofstein

straight savage. You want the truth, YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!! Don’t mess with a Hofstein unless you are ready to be cut my a boxcutter.

Look!! That Hofstein is drinking J-J-Jameson

by Dcon216 November 17, 2019

hafsteinn

nigga turtle shoes

dude i forgot my hafsteinn i can't play

by arontyppi February 16, 2019

Robbing the Holstein

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.

Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Hafsteinn

A rock that lives in the ocean

Hey look at that Hafsteinn over there

by Hafsteins mom May 17, 2019

Holstein

Big breast woman.

It looks like Kyle is going into the dairy business, he's got a number of "holstein" girls at his disposal.

by NZT-48 April 29, 2023

Hafsteinn

Big bulky monster that eats creatine and concrete for breakfast, benches 585lbs and deadlifts 2375lbs. He is intelligent and very loving cars guy. He like big car like ford 150 4x4 V8 engine that driven 2 km. He super tall muscles and is strong af. glonk

Ómæ lord is ðatt ei Hafsteinn? æ em púpíng mæself..!

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022

Holstein

A fucking good looking girl with a slim nice body and a great personality. If you go out with a girl who has the last name 'Holstein' you are surely going to have quite a ride because this girl is unlike none other. She is the best thing on this earth and the rarest as well.

GREAT SEX.

Guy 1: Hey man, i found out my girlfriends old last name was "Holstein"

Guy 2: Damn nigger thats some lucky shit right there.

by wolky23 February 5, 2012