Hofstein

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straight savage. You want the truth, YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!! Don’t mess with a Hofstein unless you are ready to be cut my a boxcutter.

Look!! That Hofstein is drinking J-J-Jameson

Hofstein by Dcon216 November 17, 2019

Words you can keep

hafsteinn

nigga turtle shoes

dude i forgot my hafsteinn i can't play

hafsteinn by arontyppi February 16, 2019

Related Words

Hofstein • hafsteinn • Holstein • Robbing the Holstein

Robbing the Holstein

When an adult drinks milk directly from a woman’s breast, that is lactating.

Ever since my pregnancy our sex life has been spiced up because my husband loves robbing the Holstein.

Robbing the Holstein by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Hafsteinn

A rock that lives in the ocean

Hey look at that Hafsteinn over there

Hafsteinn by Hafsteins mom May 17, 2019

Holstein

Big breast woman.

It looks like Kyle is going into the dairy business, he's got a number of "holstein" girls at his disposal.

Holstein by NZT-48 April 29, 2023

Hafsteinn

Big bulky monster that eats creatine and concrete for breakfast, benches 585lbs and deadlifts 2375lbs. He is intelligent and very loving cars guy. He like big car like ford 150 4x4 V8 engine that driven 2 km. He super tall muscles and is strong af. glonk

Ómæ lord is ðatt ei Hafsteinn? æ em púpíng mæself..!

Hafsteinn by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022

Holstein

A fucking good looking girl with a slim nice body and a great personality. If you go out with a girl who has the last name 'Holstein' you are surely going to have quite a ride because this girl is unlike none other. She is the best thing on this earth and the rarest as well.

GREAT SEX.

Guy 1: Hey man, i found out my girlfriends old last name was "Holstein"

Guy 2: Damn nigger thats some lucky shit right there.

Holstein by wolky23 February 5, 2012

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026