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A super sayian simp is a man wich is in his 50’s and is Stalking and Simping a girl who is under the age of 24. The man tries to impress and buy expensive things for the main target ( the girl ) and waits everyday looking at snap map, stalking the poor female target and waits for her to get out of the house and starts following her around. When he finds her he asks her if she wants to go shopping and buys her Louie Vutton, Gucci, Prada and Chanel, after the shopping if she says “Thanks Bro” then the Simps dick disappears and his balls and he becomes The Super Sayian Simp, never being able to get a girl or have sex.....
Dad, he’s been following me and buying super expensive things for me but I don’t like him, I think he’s a Super Sayian Simp...
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A guy or female that rage and calls fifa a tradh game after losing 0 - 3 in Fut champs but still plays the game.
Kári you always call fifa trash but you still play it you FIFA simp!
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Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.
glonk Galdrakarlinn Merlin
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Big bulky monster that eats creatine and concrete for breakfast, benches 585lbs and deadlifts 2375lbs. He is intelligent and very loving cars guy. He like big car like ford 150 4x4 V8 engine that driven 2 km. He super tall muscles and is strong af. glonk
Ómæ lord is ðatt ei Hafsteinn? æ em púpíng mæself..!
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a intesne móngólæt who is mongo and doesnt like girls but likes furries and

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