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Hoezheimer's

A progressive function in weathered hoes who have slept with so many people that they lose memories and other important mental functions over time. Unable to remember one trick from the next.
Homes has slept with so many women, that he can't even remember if they are repeaters or first timers.

The clinic said he might have developed Hoezheimer's disease.
Hoezheimer's by wmata_ninja January 2, 2018
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Hochheimer 

When a girl you meet and begin talking to gets a boyfriend either during or very soon after your conversation. This girl then continues to talk to you as if nothing changed.
Jake- "Dude have you talked to her recently?"
Brandon- "No, she pulled a total Hochheimer on me!"
Jake- "Yeah same, but she still talks to me."
Hochheimer by hochheimer93 April 30, 2009

hoffheimer 

To metaphorically fuck or sucker punch vicariously through a subordinate while hiding like a pussy.
My new boss totally hoffheimered me! He just hired me too weeks ago for 500 and hour then fired me through the janitor while on vacation in Tulsa! That Fuck!
hoffheimer by Pa Pa Squat January 13, 2014
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026