hoffheimer 

To metaphorically fuck or sucker punch vicariously through a subordinate while hiding like a pussy.

My new boss totally hoffheimered me! He just hired me too weeks ago for 500 and hour then fired me through the janitor while on vacation in Tulsa! That Fuck!

hoffheimer by Pa Pa Squat January 13, 2014

halfheimer's 

Poor memory or inattention displayed by someone not old or adled enough to be suffering full Alzheimer's disease. Half of the poor memory usually associated with Alzheimer's.

"It was a shame how Hal acted in that meeting today after not reading the prep materials. He clearly wasn't listening to the discussion. He sounded like he had halfheimer's."

halfheimer's by Suga T April 8, 2008

Hochheimer 

When a girl you meet and begin talking to gets a boyfriend either during or very soon after your conversation. This girl then continues to talk to you as if nothing changed.

Jake- "Dude have you talked to her recently?"
Brandon- "No, she pulled a total Hochheimer on me!"
Jake- "Yeah same, but she still talks to me."

Hochheimer by hochheimer93 April 30, 2009

Hoezheimer's

A progressive function in weathered hoes who have slept with so many people that they lose memories and other important mental functions over time. Unable to remember one trick from the next.

Homes has slept with so many women, that he can't even remember if they are repeaters or first timers.

The clinic said he might have developed Hoezheimer's disease.

Hoezheimer's by wmata_ninja January 2, 2018

Hoezheimer 

When you have, over time, lost consciousness of a hoe you used to hit, and ultimately, you have forgotten she was ever part of your life.

I must be suffering from Hoezheimer, because I do not remember ever meeting you!

Hoezheimer by Latin_G_R December 8, 2022