Hoezempic

The version of Ozempic that melts away fat but lets you keep a big ass, and big titties. Side Effects Include: Being Thirsty As Hell, Running Through Whole Crews, Increased Vaginal Wetness, and Hot Flashes.

Dang, girls slim'n down, but still got that donk and those big ol'titties must be on that Hoezempic

by SB87 July 18, 2023

Hoelympics

Hoelympics is when 2 or more women compete for attention in public places, money or the same males affection

bitch i look way better than you he would want me more than you , bitch ima use this guy for everything he got , bitch i aint no hoe!"(random guy)" you both hoes try for the hoelympics!!!

by SomethingSinister;) September 3, 2015

hoedemic

Hoe•dem•ic

Noun

1. A widespread occurrence of hoes in a community at a particular.

2. An infestation of hoes.

"My girlfriend is so bothered by the hoedemic in our apartment building, She won't even let me go to the laundry room by myself!"

by I am The Doctor! July 24, 2017

Hozempic

A diabetic addicted to the weight loss effects of Hozempic!

My diabetic cousin has lost 80 lbs on her medicine, she is Hozempic. Pretty soon she will be skin and bones

by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 1, 2023

Hozempic

Getting hosed by insurance companies who refuse to pay out on claims for Ozempic.

I went to the pharmacy to pick up my prescription for Hozempic and found out that I had to pay out-of-pocket because the insurance company hosed me by refusing to pay.

by GettingTalkedAt April 1, 2024

Toezempic

The opposite of cameltoe. When someone’s yoga pants or leggings reveal zero crotch cleavage due to the thick material, or having very little (or no) labial definition.

Jess started doing hot yoga, but she looks fully toezempic in those boomer leggins—nothing but a blank canvas, it's giving mannequin.”

by some.random.808 August 12, 2025