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Hoecher is a man that is always said to be with many concubines and never seeking to commit, where else he just wanna be loved.
Damn baby you really a hoecher, I'm sorry.
Hoecher by shunhunglee June 21, 2020
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A sub-species of the Mullet. Generally recognized by a poorly-kemp mullet or even a rat-tail hair "style", molester mustache, poor hygiene, and commonly with bad teeth. The Hescher is often part of the motorhead crowd and is into anything violent or that involves vandalism.
No one famous comes to mind....likely because Heschers are so anti-social that one wouldn't have much of a chance at being famous.
hescher by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

Herscher 

Small town American at it's best. A drinking town with a football problem. Where there is no stoplights and where trucks out number cars.
I gotta herscher edgemacation.
Herscher by Kwitty May 28, 2017
The hescher is a culture in society consisting of the most common of folk. These people enjoy their free time having fun or being creative. Their lack of money is a choice of life over work. The most common of hescher's work only when need be. However, some do hold down full time employment, but ususally, this is only for a few consecutive month's at a time. Getting fired is a common result when the hescher is to hungover to show up for work. This results in pick-up work through friend's or dropping in to the local temporary work agency's.
The hescher has been around since the dawn of man. These where the people that built the Pyramids, The Great Wall Of China, the roads and railways, our homes. When the big guy with the belly said "dig", the hescher grabbed a shovel. The modern day hescher can commonly be seen wearing old work clothes, such as old boots, jeans, plaid work jacket's.
The hesher is always dirty, always hungry, and always ready for a couple of beers and a couple of smokes. The hescher does the jobs in society that no one else wants to do, such as, digging ditches, or cleaning public toilets. The hescher is you and me.
hescher by Grant Miller November 30, 2006
A geeky, often socially inept person who frequents gaming clubs and plays such games as dungeons and dragons and warhammer. Wears creepy videogame t-shirts and has never gotten laid. Probably will die alone, clutching his Warhammer figurines. Is considered an incredible insult.
"Mike, is that a 20 sided dice? You're such a hescher"
hescher by Matt Arpin December 3, 2005

Dean Hebscher

Jewish millennial male born in Dundas, Ontario Canada and currently resides in Toranto Canada in a basement apartment with a roommate. Currently works in the hospitality industry, has a passion for basketball and does comedy with his friends Kurtis Conner and Jabob Andrew Sharpe. Has had an arguably controversial past. has had 1-2 past relationships with woman, he also has an older brother and divorced parents. has ADD. he was born in November 22nd 1995 making him a Sagittarius. He also is the owner of dean core and the clean hamster podcast.
"my comfort youtuber is Dean Hebscher! My favorite video is the teeth whiting October vlog or the one where he gets his makeup done with Maxine."
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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