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Hoellucination 

When a girl is not that good looking but she’ll do anything with you so she appears way hotter. Commonly takes a 5/10 to 7 or 8/10

Hoellucinating, verb for when you are caught in the hoellucination. She’s not that hot but you’re hoellucinating.
“What were you doing with that girl, you’re better than that”
“Idk man, I must’ve had a hoellucination”
Hoellucination by Sppeeddy January 20, 2019
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Hoellucination 

When a hoe (any gender) has illusions of sleeping with a married person.
Jessica had a hoellucination of Susan’s partner including sexual thoughts.

olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.
I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

Joellucination 

The canon ship between Joe Tazuna and Sara's hallucination version of Joe Tazuna. Joe Tazuna is from the game "Your Turn To Die: Death Game by Majority".
"Joellucination is my favourite ship."
"Ouchman, do you ship Joellucination?"
Joellucination by Ouch Man March 5, 2020

mass hallucination 

The only explanation for the Right’s perverse devotion to the Mobster in Chief.
In this ongoing mass hallucination, he is seen as someone who can make America great again; how crazy is that?

Guitar Hero Hallucination 

1)The Feeling of the world "Zooming In" after playing any of the Guitar Hero Series Games for an extended amount of time.

2) Proof that Guitar Hero isw a Legal Drug
Guitar Hero Hallucination is an awesome feeling!

memoric hallucination 

A memory of something that never existed in the first place, also known as a "false memory", but fancier.
J: "Remember that one time I ate lead paint and then crawled on the ceiling?Hahah, that was funny, right?"

G: "N- ... No, that ... That never happened. You feeling alright?"

J: "Oh. I guess I had another memoric hallucination. It's fine. I'm fine. It's fine."
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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