Hoecoming

A high school dance where everyone grinds on each other, and girls bend over so low people start worrying about there oxygen intake

Sara: Will you going to homecoming with me?
Tyler: Sorry, I only go to hoecoming.

by ammar ali October 2, 2019

Hoecoming

A party held within a brothel.

Joe: Bro you going to the hoecoming?
Nate: Yea lets go pick up some hoes!

by GurlllllDowntown October 28, 2015

Homecoming Whore

When someone (normally a girl) is usually a goody goody inside and outside school, but when they go to the Homecoming dance, they magically transform into a whore who wants to grind with everyone. Then turn back to normal the next school day.

Wow, I never that Lauren who is an A+ student could grind like that. What a Homecoming whore

by OptimusPrime94 December 14, 2009

Stanley Homecoming

An annual event that runs the week of July 4th in a small, town in Stanley, Virginia. The event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. Some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the Stanley Homecoming. There are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sluts walking around with bad hair and big tits.

I remember one year at Stanley Homecoming that Lester beat the fuck out of two Mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.

by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010

Howard Homecoming

The annual affair known as Howard University's Homecoming, an event infamous for causing such an influx of fun-seeking teens, college students/alumni and pedophiles that all of D.C. shuts down for an entire weekend. The incredible part is, it actually lives up to all the hype...and when an event has been immortalized in a Biggie song, believe there's hype.

"Ain't no tellin where I may be/
May see me in DC at Howard Homes/
Comin, with my man Capone, Dummin/ fuckin somethin..."

by redgyul September 27, 2004

Homecoming

1. When the highschool alumni come to see a home football game. The week leading up to the Homecoming game can involve class spirit competitions and other such things.
2. Referring to the Homecoming football game.
3. Referring to the dance typically the night after the football game.

1. Whoo, it's Homecoming week! Is the spirit hall done yet?
2. Homecoming's tonight, are you guys going?
3. Will you go to Homecoming with me? -presents flowers-

by Viserys November 15, 2005

Homecoming hangover

When the day after homecoming, a person feels hungover. With or without the use of alcohol.

Mom: Wow, waking up at 2 pm?
Son/daughter: Yeah, sorry I was sleeping off my homecoming hangover.

by crazychico November 14, 2012