Hoecoming
A high school dance where everyone grinds on each other, and girls bend over so low people start worrying about there oxygen intake
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Hoecoming
Hoecoming by GurlllllDowntown October 28, 2015
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Homecoming Whore
When someone (normally a girl) is usually a goody goody inside and outside school, but when they go to the Homecoming dance, they magically transform into a whore who wants to grind with everyone. Then turn back to normal the next school day.
Homecoming Whore by OptimusPrime94 December 14, 2009
Stanley Homecoming
An annual event that runs the week of July 4th in a small, town in Stanley, Virginia. The event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. Some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the Stanley Homecoming. There are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sluts walking around with bad hair and big tits.
I remember one year at Stanley Homecoming that Lester beat the fuck out of two Mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.
Stanley Homecoming by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010
Howard Homecoming
The annual affair known as Howard University's Homecoming, an event infamous for causing such an influx of fun-seeking teens, college students/alumni and pedophiles that all of D.C. shuts down for an entire weekend. The incredible part is, it actually lives up to all the hype...and when an event has been immortalized in a Biggie song, believe there's hype.
"Ain't no tellin where I may be/
May see me in DC at Howard Homes/
Comin, with my man Capone, Dummin/ fuckin somethin..."
May see me in DC at Howard Homes/
Comin, with my man Capone, Dummin/ fuckin somethin..."
Howard Homecoming by redgyul September 27, 2004
Homecoming
1. When the highschool alumni come to see a home football game. The week leading up to the Homecoming game can involve class spirit competitions and other such things.
2. Referring to the Homecoming football game.
3. Referring to the dance typically the night after the football game.
2. Referring to the Homecoming football game.
3. Referring to the dance typically the night after the football game.
1. Whoo, it's Homecoming week! Is the spirit hall done yet?
2. Homecoming's tonight, are you guys going?
3. Will you go to Homecoming with me? -presents flowers-
2. Homecoming's tonight, are you guys going?
3. Will you go to Homecoming with me? -presents flowers-
Homecoming by Viserys November 15, 2005
Homecoming hangover
Homecoming hangover by crazychico November 14, 2012
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