A mad druggo, who's tick debt has more numbers then the chinese population, the only thing a hockley loves more then munging some dirty ket is a few dirty hookers
Mall Rat: hey hockley, can you buy me darts?
Hockley: FUCK OFF YA DIRTY MALL RAT, YEAH THE MALL, PASS US THE SYNTH PIPE YA DOG CUNT
Hockley: FUCK OFF YA DIRTY MALL RAT, YEAH THE MALL, PASS US THE SYNTH PIPE YA DOG CUNT
by wedgieblacksmith July 26, 2017
Getting wild on a whole other level eg. kicking friends, offending everyone, requesting library lock-ins, bookings taxis from Leeds to Portsmouth, walking around Bristol handing out cash, accusing strangers of being in the IRA. Then waking up in the morning with no memory of any of it.
We're trying to raise money because our friend had a hectic hockley last night and we need to bail him out of prison.
by TheBearandPhil January 20, 2011
A hole in the ground in which about 10 people live. There is a reason why this word has not been defined yet.
by NothingNothingness May 10, 2010
A group of nerds who are scared to leave hockley ride put bikes and smoke skunk.
These furoshious pussios tend to hunt in packs and never engage in fair fights.
These furoshious pussios tend to hunt in packs and never engage in fair fights.
Oh fuck it’s the hockley massive
by Bum fiddler May 18, 2021
by Hockleyedniggaz January 2, 2012
Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver
by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022