Hobey's 

One, or more person(s) being on a roll.

Hey man! You're Hobey's tonight!

Hobey's by DarthPrune August 8, 2012

Honey's law 

Honey's law is a term from the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. The term refers to an incident referring to a CS:GO tournament where semi professional Counter Strike player Honey stated to his team "Don't get headshotted" as his entire team proceeds to get headshotted by a single enemy player.

>Doesn't remember Honey's law
>Proceeds to get headshotted immediately
>Your fault, retard.

Honey's law by Black Santaclaus July 10, 2019

yo honey's shot

The best line from the Paris Hilton Sex Video.
If you haven't seen it, you're missing out.

Yo honey's shot! Proud African black man muthafucka!

yo honey's shot by KRHimself February 29, 2004

honey do's 

Chores assigned by ones mate (usually wife). This list normally includes household chores or errands and typically are assigned at the most innnoportune moments (ie: Sports event, relax time, vacations or days off, snow days, etc..). Also can be a bribe for sex...

I'd love to go to the bar with you fellas but the old lady has a bunch of honey do's for me. She needs the gutters cleaned, leaves raked, leaky faucet fixed, and a box of tampons.

honey do's by Craig S. April 9, 2006

a girl's hobby 

a girl playing with her boyfriend's dick and pleasure

girlfriend: *rides dick like a slut*
boyfriend: Fuck you feel so good I'm so close
girlfriend: Cum inside me and fill me up *rides faster and takes all inches*
boyfriend: FUCK
girlfriend: *stops moving and just sits on it and yawns*
boyfriend: is smth wrong?? please continue I'm almost cumming
girlfriend: I'm sorry babe but I'm so tired cuz you made me cum 8 times
boyfriend: but...
girlfriend: *gets off his dick* maybe I'll finish you off tomorrow
boyfriend: but you already said that yesterday :(
girlfriend: and? Maybe you rather like it if I won't touch you at all tomorrow and just masturbate infront of you and cum hard
boyfriend: no please
girlfriend: good boy<3 never forget that thing between your legs is my property my toy and I'll play with it how much I want and how i want
boyfriend: I know
girlfriend: good night babe *kisses lips* and good night my toy *kisses his dick making it precum even more* it looks so cute precumming and throbing like that. It really looks like you wanna cum, don't you.
boyfriend: YES please
girlfriend: hmmmm nah *kisses his dick again making it throb once again* sleep well<3
boyfriend: You too you naughty thing

that's a girl's hobby

a girl's hobby by nohano February 22, 2022

honey do's 

A mans brest (when you push up on them gently and say let me get them honey do's)

john asked matt if he could get his honey do's

honey do's by john johns June 4, 2004

honey where's the flashlight 

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

honey where's the flashlight by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022