Hobdy 

a fagg with needs. tah ultimate burn with no combacts just aditons to the word.

andrew was being such hobdy no i rephrase that he was being an uber hobdy.

Hobdy by desertwolf978 February 4, 2008

hobbytunity 

Hobbytunity, a portmanteau of hobby and opportunity.

Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”

hobbytunity by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023

Howdy Booty Time 

Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!

WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!

Howdy Booty Time by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023

Hood Howdy 

Your first sexual assault experience on Fort Hood.

Aww man now we're going to have more SHARP classes. I can't believe PVT Johnson got his first Hood Howdy this weekend!

Hood Howdy by Muncha mucuchi February 3, 2021

Hoboyfriend 

A man that can't take care of himself so he shacks up with a woman and sponges off of her

Brad isn't into Bree he is just her hoboyfriend.

Hoboyfriend by Disco19 March 25, 2017

Hobbywinkle 

To receive fellatio from an extremely diminutive individual who is otherwise normally proportioned; To have One's penis licked, carressed and inserted into the mouth of a person that has suffered a case of arrested growth (due to some infantile disease which yielded damage to the thyroid gland).

Good day to you, my pedigree chum. For what reason do you find yourself carrying that Yellow Pages telephone Directory?

Tally ho, I hope to insert my long Johnson into the oral cavity of a midget.

Ah, the good old hobbywinkle, eh? Very good.

Hobbywinkle by eddwtf December 10, 2011

hobbyblatte 

Someone that tries to act like a gangster immigrant. They are often Swedish girls/boys at 10-16 years old.

Micke Svensson talking to David Oloffson: Ey bro, fuck aina man.
Abdullah with his friend Ahmed: Aboow, did you hear that hobbyblatte?

hobbyblatte by BarnLekerOrtenISverige May 5, 2019