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Hobby Job 

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.
Hobby Job by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019
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Hobby Job 

Any job that, while not financially rewarding, involves personal interest, thus making it worthwhile.
Jeff didn't make good money working at the mall, but he had a Hobby Job at Best Buy that allowed him to indulge his love of electronics.
Hobby Job by retrosexual October 27, 2005

hobb job 

A sland term derived from the name Hobbs dealing with the exchange of money for sexual activity.
Ryan gave a hobb job to John after he was unable to repay his debts.
hobb job by Ninja12346 April 3, 2008

Hobby Jobber 

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
Hobby Jobber by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
A job where you are lucky enough to be paid for something you would do for nothing
My dad is semi retired with a hobbyjob
Hobbyjob by Oobscoob December 30, 2018

hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo

some country out there says this i bet
probably means sex
Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.

Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice
When an artist treats their hobby like a job.
Daaang, this starting to feel less like a hobby and more like a fucking job ; a fucking HobbyJob, SHIT!
HobbyJob by Joedobbee November 16, 2023
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