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An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.
Man, that hobbins needs a good waxing.
hobbins by Hobbins December 11, 2008

St. Hubbins

Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.

David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.

Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?

David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.

Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?

David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
St. Hubbins by SCOTT!!! September 18, 2005

king of hobbies 

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.
K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"
king of hobbies by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

Welfare hobbits 

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.
D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.

hobbitses 

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).
Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!
hobbitses by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

Take the Hobbits to Isengard 

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.
"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"