Hubbling

When you're checking out a bitch that is so out of this world that you need a telescope.

"You know that chick in bio class?"
"The one with the crazy ass?"
"Yeah, I was mad hubbling that the whole class period"

by Hubbles October 4, 2012

Hubbling

Verb; the action of gently

and slowly brushing the tips of your

fingers

On the inner

Part s
Of someone’s arm,
Near the weanus is
Usually- always

Best,

My best friend bent me over and started hubbling me real good, in the armpit, but somehow, does not remember ever doing so. (They’re very forgetful).

by Chile dog ranger March 21, 2023

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

Hobbling

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

by no one146 May 1, 2006

Hobbling

The act of removing a single foot from a person in order to force them to perform a task without any chance of running away.

The prisoners in charge of the roadside cleaning detail often attempted to escape. To combat this the warden resorted to hobbling them.

by CBRadi0 December 10, 2018

Humbling Dick

When you get dick so good that it humbles you and causes you to naturally submit to the man giving it. Dick so good that it makes tears stream down your face and you will want to cook, clean, and everything in between for the giver of the humbling dick.

Last night Justin gave me that humbling dick! I feel like a new woman. He domesticated me with his perfect cock and I love it!

by T.O.T.S. July 22, 2021