hobbies

Short for hoes and bitches.

My hobbies are expensive but keep them 'round.

by gizzag April 5, 2006

king of hobbies

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

Do you like hobbies?

Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.

Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."

Person 2:"Yeah for sure."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"

Person2:"Um? Yes."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

by Ilovehobbies March 8, 2011

Do You Like Hobbies?

Only the best pickup line in the world...it makes the person you're trying to hit on ask more than one question like ummm what do you mean do i like hobbies? or what kind of question is that? to which you respond i dont know, well do you like hobbies? it breaks the ice as an awkward conversation started which is funny and not pervy.

Timmy: Hey pretty lady, do you like hobbies?
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!

by tennis625 August 16, 2011

Whores With Hobbies (WWH)

These aren't just any kind of whores, this fine selection spends their time with hobbies such as masturbation, intoxication, and getting high as piss. They look down upon just ordinary whores because they are classified as thirsty hoes. WWH supports pussy, money, and weed. They get it how they live whilst eating greedy. It's a no love lost and no love found lifestyle. Long hurrr don't care forever getting it in. WWH never fucks, always gets head.

Those whores with hobbies (WWH) will fuck normal hoes up because bitches get stitches.

by P$W December 10, 2010

YMCA Hobbies

The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.

What a shame after Tina dumped Jeff he's fulled embraced spending all his time on his YMCA Hobbies.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 5, 2019

that girl hobbies

That girl hobbies are basically hobbies of “that girl” ( see definition of that girl first) some of those hobbies include ..
Running , going to the gym, painting, cleaning , decorating, organizing , swimming, playing golf, crocheting, playing a piano, playing the violin, baking, cooking, and DIY-ing

Omg she’s definitely “that girl”.. I’m sure she has that girl hobbies.

by Thatgorlllllllllllllllll February 15, 2022