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king of hobbies
someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.
The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.
The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.
king of hobbies by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011
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Do you like hobbies?
Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.
Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."
Person 2:"Yeah for sure."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"
Person2:"Um? Yes."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person 2:"Yeah for sure."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"
Person2:"Um? Yes."
Person1:"......."
Person2:"......."
Do you like hobbies? by Ilovehobbies March 8, 2011
Word of the Day on March 12, 2011
Do You Like Hobbies?
Only the best pickup line in the world...it makes the person you're trying to hit on ask more than one question like ummm what do you mean do i like hobbies? or what kind of question is that? to which you respond i dont know, well do you like hobbies? it breaks the ice as an awkward conversation started which is funny and not pervy.
Timmy: Hey pretty lady, do you like hobbies?
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!
Do You Like Hobbies? by tennis625 August 16, 2011
Whores With Hobbies (WWH)
These aren't just any kind of whores, this fine selection spends their time with hobbies such as masturbation, intoxication, and getting high as piss. They look down upon just ordinary whores because they are classified as thirsty hoes. WWH supports pussy, money, and weed. They get it how they live whilst eating greedy. It's a no love lost and no love found lifestyle. Long hurrr don't care forever getting it in. WWH never fucks, always gets head.
Whores With Hobbies (WWH) by P$W December 10, 2010
YMCA Hobbies
The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.
YMCA Hobbies by GnarlyCharley325 March 5, 2019
that girl hobbies
That girl hobbies are basically hobbies of “that girl” ( see definition of that girl first) some of those hobbies include ..
Running , going to the gym, painting, cleaning , decorating, organizing , swimming, playing golf, crocheting, playing a piano, playing the violin, baking, cooking, and DIY-ing
Running , going to the gym, painting, cleaning , decorating, organizing , swimming, playing golf, crocheting, playing a piano, playing the violin, baking, cooking, and DIY-ing
that girl hobbies by Thatgorlllllllllllllllll February 15, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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