This form of unenthusiastic anal sex is modeled after the classic American muscle car. Go fast, go hard and finish with a heavy load left in the back.
Tim: Yea my wife wasn't really in the mood but let me give her a bitter El Camino anyway. God bless her heart.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 06, 2019
The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.
Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 06, 2019
When you have gone more than 6 months without sex and you become so horny that you'd fuck that thick ass futon if it would let you. Being this horny leads men and women around the world to hook up with God's mistakes without hesitation.
Tiffany: Did you here Becky fucked Ethan?
Jessica: Ew he's so ugly.
Tiffany: Yea she's totally got a bad case of Tasteless Thirst
Jessica: Ew he's so ugly.
Tiffany: Yea she's totally got a bad case of Tasteless Thirst
by GnarlyCharley325 March 06, 2019
When you smear chunky peanut butter over a girls ass with a peanut allergy to make dem cheeks thick as fuckkkkk.
Jeff: I can't believe you fucked Sam she has no ass
Jack: Bruh I don't give a fuck, she's allergic to peanuts so I gave her those Nutty Buns. Boom from limp dick to slim thick like that
Jack: Bruh I don't give a fuck, she's allergic to peanuts so I gave her those Nutty Buns. Boom from limp dick to slim thick like that
by GnarlyCharley325 March 06, 2019
When beating someone up isn't enough to exact your revenge, so you nut in a baby sock and proceed to decimate their life by repeatedly pelting them in the face with it until you've ended their world.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 06, 2019
The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 06, 2019
When two freaky ass Eskimos proceed to use an icicle as a butt plug and have sex while it melts in the ass.
Tina wanted to get freaky while we were in Alaska so I showed her the old Icicle Reem. Surprisingly she loved it.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 06, 2019