Definitions by GnarlyCharley325
No Nut Novemburst
The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.
Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.
No Nut Novemburst by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Bitter El Camino
This form of unenthusiastic anal sex is modeled after the classic American muscle car. Go fast, go hard and finish with a heavy load left in the back.
Tim: Yea my wife wasn't really in the mood but let me give her a bitter El Camino anyway. God bless her heart.
Bitter El Camino by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Liver Drowning
Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.
Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!
Liver Drowning by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Tasteless Thirst
When you have gone more than 6 months without sex and you become so horny that you'd fuck that thick ass futon if it would let you. Being this horny leads men and women around the world to hook up with God's mistakes without hesitation.
Tiffany: Did you here Becky fucked Ethan?
Jessica: Ew he's so ugly.
Tiffany: Yea she's totally got a bad case of Tasteless Thirst
Jessica: Ew he's so ugly.
Tiffany: Yea she's totally got a bad case of Tasteless Thirst
Tasteless Thirst by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Nutty Buns
When you smear chunky peanut butter over a girls ass with a peanut allergy to make dem cheeks thick as fuckkkkk.
Jeff: I can't believe you fucked Sam she has no ass
Jack: Bruh I don't give a fuck, she's allergic to peanuts so I gave her those Nutty Buns. Boom from limp dick to slim thick like that
Jack: Bruh I don't give a fuck, she's allergic to peanuts so I gave her those Nutty Buns. Boom from limp dick to slim thick like that
Nutty Buns by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Icicle Reem
When two freaky ass Eskimos proceed to use an icicle as a butt plug and have sex while it melts in the ass.
Tina wanted to get freaky while we were in Alaska so I showed her the old Icicle Reem. Surprisingly she loved it.
Icicle Reem by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Asockalypse
When beating someone up isn't enough to exact your revenge, so you nut in a baby sock and proceed to decimate their life by repeatedly pelting them in the face with it until you've ended their world.
Asockalypse by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019