hob-knocker

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

by jamie love pie! February 09, 2009

hob-knocker

when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.

a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!

by richardtyronewilson February 16, 2009

hob-knocker

something gross and illegal.

"He called me a hob-knocker. I don't even know what that means!"

by most epic person February 08, 2009

hob-knocker

A particularly mischievous type of hob-goblin, a prankster

iCarly episode that references a "hob-knocker" as one of the characters.

by For Real, Dude October 09, 2011

hob-knocker

some one who likes to have sex with animals

DUDE!! Shanara just had sex with that animal!! She's a hob-knocker lol

by jessabp June 17, 2009

Hob-knocker

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...

by ChaseMyFace February 08, 2009

hob knocker

One who masturbates in public.

hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.

knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).

Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.

Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"

Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"

"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"

Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"

Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"

by Saverinator October 13, 2010