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hoardering

The act of ordering multiple beers right before happy hour ends.
hayley: Man, these belgian beers are delicious. Too bad happy hour ends in 5 minutes.

Jeff: It's okay, after hoardering a few right now, we will be set for the night!
by hayley s. January 21, 2011
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Hoardering

From both words hoarding and ordering.

The act of hoarding food and necessities, and therefore blocking delivery slots on supermarket online deliveries.

This happened during the pandemic of 2020.
I cannot believe that so many people have been hoardering so much in the last few days, I can't get anything delivered for 3 to 4 weeks.
by Chrisssstoffee September 22, 2020
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Goo hoarding

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.
Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"
by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012
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Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.
Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!
by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011
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cyber hoarding

When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at
Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.
by sassy sparkle princess November 2, 2010
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Hadering

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.
That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."
by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013
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Leroy Hoarding

When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.
We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.
by Biggameballs June 15, 2019
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